here it is!
goth seal. it is wet and dripping with algae. it has an unknowable amount of eyes.
"tiny purple bee. it wears a snapback. to look into its eyes is to peer into a distant abyss."
holy salamander. it is a fire elemental. everything it wears is made out of denim.
eldritch great dane. smoke pours from its mouth. it lures men to their deaths with its beautiful voice.
This was another favorite:
magenta hamster. it is a makeup artist. it is the most beautiful thing you have ever seen.
shimmering white tiger. it rides motorcycles. it loves to play in the mud.
This is ideal.